Saturday, April 5, 2014

Percakapan suami isteri (quotes)

Berikut ini adalah kompilasi "quotes" ringan sehari-hari, yang sayang terbuang tapi juga ga penting.

`the song writer partner`
isteri (w) yang termangu-mangu dengan perceraian Ms Paltrow dan pentolan Cold Play akhirnya muter lagu grup tersebut berhari-hari berbicara dengan sang suami (h)
w: "isn't it great if your spouse can create a song and makes you the source of inspiration like that?"
h: "what do you think?" (sambil pasang mimik itulah yg dia lakukan selama ini-ok mr boogey dance, I got it! I mean a real song! Not Uh-a-Uh-a Cantuna!)

'the success story`
isteri yang lompat-lompat kegirangan setelah bidding project berhasil sambil gowel-gowel nyanyi "everything you can do I can do it better, you will wish you wanna have a job like mine".
w: "I think you envy my work" (sedikit narsis)
h: "well, I can resign from mine now and just be your ticketing agent".
w: "don't you think you should scale up instead?"
h: "what do you mean?", "isn't you need to climb down after reaching the top?"
w: (...manggut-manggut sambil nahan ketawa)